r/PoursTea • Tea Party 🎉 • Aug 07 '26

Murdered By Words đŸ©ž Such an insult indeed

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u/Krohnowitz Aug 07 '26

Sydney Sweeney is very mid idc what anyone else says.

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u/Witty-Care3940 Aug 08 '26

I don't get all the hype. Yes, she is conventionally attractive but that's about it. Conservatives really are a sad bunch. They'll trip over themselves to fawn over the cookie cutter "blonde bombshells".

Her stupid pandering to the mouth breathers makes her even less attractive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/_BrokenButterfly Aug 08 '26

It's funny they can't find any real blondes.

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u/Professional_Kiwi919 Aug 08 '26

It's just algo pushing her ball washing ads on reddit/Youtube/Tiktok.

I remember seeing the ads (click not interested, yet it still pops up)

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u/Financial-Quail5978 Aug 08 '26

What’s going on with America when saying that a sexy blonde girl is sexy makes you a conservative?

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u/Witty-Care3940 Aug 08 '26

I did say that she is attractive. Nothing wrong with acknowledging that. The problem is conservatives frothing at the mouth to claim any attractive woman so they can pretend they have been validated for how stupid and unattractive most of them are.

The fact that she obviously plays into these people's obsession is pathetic.

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u/Financial-Quail5978 Aug 08 '26

Fair enough tbh, just idk if I’d agree if it’s pathetic, she’s just doing business and I do get why conservatives are the majority of her fanbase

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u/Crapitron Aug 08 '26

What specifically does she do that “panders” to anyone?

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

What’s funny is she was universally considered beautiful until she did an ad about having good genes (marketing jeans) and now she’s a racist hideous person on Reddit. Luckily Reddit is an echo chamber and a poor representation of reality.

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u/melkatron Aug 08 '26

She was most certainly NOT universally considered beautiful. Even before all this, she was considered "boobs." She was great in Euphoria, but that's the last time I've seen her emote at all. She looks and acts pilled up. That's the only parallel you can draw with Marilyn, and she was ACTUALLY pilled up.

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

I mean I don’t know her from euphoria, never even watch the show but after she did that scene she was everywhere, Universally
.then she did an ad and now Reddit is like “ew”

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u/melkatron Aug 08 '26

She slept through a rom-com with Glen Powell. Completely lifeless.

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u/FakeBeigeNails Pass The Croissants đŸ„ đŸ„ Aug 08 '26

She’s never been universally beautiful. She used to cry on IG live that men kept calling her ugly.

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

Pornhub searches after her euphoria appearance beg to differ.

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u/FakeBeigeNails Pass The Croissants đŸ„ đŸ„ Aug 08 '26

So beautiful girls are measured by their pornhub viewsđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁYou just called her a pornstar bro

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

Uhhh yes people tend to like to masterbate to people they find attractive.

Just checked and there’s a “Sydney sweeney” sub on Reddit that gets almost a million views a month but yaaaaaa only maga supporters think she’s hot. (MAGA supporters aren’t very popular on Reddit)

Edit: when I said “universally”
I meant by people all over the political spectrum
.not “everyone”

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u/FakeBeigeNails Pass The Croissants đŸ„ đŸ„ Aug 08 '26

She literally used to cry on IG Live that men were calling her ugly and she “has feelings” to quote her.

Shes not universally beautiful.

She only became “universally beautiful” when she started taking off all her clothes for the camera. Thus, finding her fans that see her as a pornstar.

I never even said anything about MAGA.

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

Eh that might be a good point
.i didn’t know who she was til she took her clothes off. But once she did, she was everywhere. Then she did an ad and Reddit did the *uncums* meme and starts saying she’s hideous.

![img](83E30628-7EBB-4BF8-A40D-370650F9D1EC)

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u/FakeBeigeNails Pass The Croissants đŸ„ đŸ„ Aug 08 '26

Exactly. Respect for being honest.

Honestly, when I saw the ad I was like “ehhhh
this feels like reaching
” and didn’t care. But when she started like skirting around important interview questions that were maga aligned and I pumped the brakes. She’s very cagey and weird now.

And, no one “started” saying she’s unattractive lol, everyone always thought that. She cried about it. It’s just that more people know her now, so more people are saying it.

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 07 '26

She's got big tits and that's about it. From the neck up she's a 6/10

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u/butt_raid Aug 08 '26

I mean, surgeon did a good job..insane that just buying implants got her this far, craziest ROI investment I've seen

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u/butt_raid Aug 08 '26

Weird, I don't remember typing that and I don't see it in my comment either.

Memory is failing AND apparently I can't read. Or maybe it's you that can't read

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

You are attempting to discredit her beauty because she went to a surgeon. With sole reason that you just don’t want her to be as hot as she is because she may or may not have different political opinions

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u/butt_raid Aug 08 '26

Yeah you care way more about her than i do

She has big cans, i don't particularly respect plastic surgery, that's the extent of it

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

I honestly don’t think her about her til someone post her and I’m like dam she’s hot af. Then I go about my life

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u/k3n0b1 Aug 08 '26

I googled it and it seems highly debatable.

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u/butt_raid Aug 08 '26

Fr? She had small boobs, now she has bolt-on bazookas

I don't think puberty hits at 20, how is it debatable?

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u/SeraCat9 Aug 08 '26

Silicones don't necessarily look like they used to anymore. They can make them much more convincing and less 'fake ball looking' these days.

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u/KnowGame Aug 08 '26

100%. They look real to me. Not like the spherical rocks we see a lot of.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts Aug 08 '26

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

My dude, at 57, it's easy to turn down someone like her on principle. Not like she would twice at me, but I've slept with better looking chicks than her. My wife is much better looking than she is.

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

Stop looking at my Iguana.

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u/perton Aug 08 '26

You married your iguana? I hope for its sake that you haven’t consummated the marriage, that poor creature.

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u/Crapitron Aug 08 '26

My wife is much better looking than she is

LMAO

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

Not even close, really. She's much better looking than fish-eyes here.

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u/worsechestersaws Aug 08 '26

I love how you think it’s impossible for a woman who’s not famous to be hotter than her or something lol.

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u/Crapitron Aug 08 '26

Where did I suggest that?

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u/Lumpy_Review5279 Aug 08 '26

Gall talk just like right wingers talk about lupita. And like lupita, Sydney didn't actually do anything. 

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u/Rlccm Aug 08 '26

To me she looks like the real life version of someone Kaley Cuoco would play in a movie

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u/Greedy_Inflation_697 Aug 07 '26

She's got big tits 

Which will never not be a good thing.

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u/HerzogOnAcid Aug 08 '26

Appropriate username

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u/Greedy_Inflation_697 Aug 08 '26

Been a long road getting here.

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u/Abject-Put-9334 Aug 08 '26

Small tits > Big tits

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u/Greedy_Inflation_697 Aug 08 '26

Said no one ever

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u/Abject-Put-9334 Aug 08 '26

Said literally everyone with eyes*

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u/qpgmr Aug 08 '26

She was actually very good in the movie "Americana"

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

Not what I heard, but even if she was, she is nothing compared to MM. Best she could do would be to sleep with a President. Trump would certainly bang her, so there is that.

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u/Adonoxis Aug 08 '26

Her and Kate Upton. I just don't get the appeal at all for either of them. And I'm not even trying to the do "Redditor" thing, there are so many women I'd "simp" over but those two? Genuinely does nothing for me...

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u/_BrokenButterfly Aug 08 '26

I don't know man. Pump some life into those dead eyes and put a brain in her head and she'd be a real stunner.

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u/Starlos Aug 08 '26

Yeah cool let's keep the beauty standards for women extremely high by calling her mid, just because we don't like her. Sounds like a good idea to me!

What about we just address the shit we don't like about her instead of just saying she's mid? I don't think she's the prettiest woman ever, not even close but to call her mid is baffling.

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

Not really. She doesn't have a pretty face. So, yeah, she's not that pretty. And her eyes are just fucking dead. Not everything is boobs.

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u/Starlos Aug 08 '26

That's just your own personal preference. Stop being delusional. I personally don't care much about her breasts but I can still say she's not mid. Maybe you should take a walk outside and see what real women look like instead of being terminally online. Go touch grass.

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u/Abject-Put-9334 Aug 08 '26

You're right, she isnt mid. She is blatantly ugly. 2/10 on her best day

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u/Starlos Aug 08 '26

Np bro keep pushing for unreasonable beauty standards. Keep fighting the good fight. Women need more reasons to feel insecure about themselves after all. /s

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u/Abject-Put-9334 Aug 08 '26

Nothing unreasonable about it