r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 6d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV wHaT hApPeNeD? mAnIpuLaTiOn ShEnAnIgAnS?
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jul 18 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Bitcoin can never go to 0 because someone has a buy order for all 21M at 0.01"
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r/Buttcoin • u/Same_Ad4736 • Jun 13 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Apparently Bitcoin will go to 325k next year and the unbelievers will regret betraying the Faith...
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 20 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Get In Loser!"
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jan 14 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's Bitcoin Front Page Cope: Iran Proves BTC Is World's Hardest Money! [sic]
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Mar 08 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's R-Bitcoin Front Page C0pe: Dad blames his irrational, degen gambling addiction on "love for his children."
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 08 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: We just don't get it and our "souls are being eaten away."
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jan 06 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV "It's Never Too Late" (to admit your tech is inferior crap and you got sucked into a Ponzi scheme)
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 24d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Bears in absolute shambles right now"
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • Sep 05 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Some copium from some incel cryptobros
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 22 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "You're safe from market manipulators as long as you never sell."
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Apr 08 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Bitcoin provides "mathematical certainty" in a fake, uncertain world!
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 25 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "The Fringe Phase Is Officially Over"
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 10 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Crypto's version of "Consensus."
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Aug 01 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Let's blame everyone and everything else and not recognize it just might have been profoundly stupid to put your money in crypto. One lone person might finally get it?
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jun 23 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "The biggest enemy in Bitcoin isn't the market, it's YOU!"
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jul 14 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Steak N Shake thanks its [sucker] bitcoin customers for their sales growth. Crypto customers pay more to use bitcoin than cash, and and in the end the company's revenue (measured in actual "money") is growing, because Steak N Shake gets paid in FIAT.
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jun 16 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: I think this is what they mean by "trustless."
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 19d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Bitcoin is different!"
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Jul 02 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: After years of diligent dedication, they have enough BTC to spend a day at Disney! Woo hoo!" The plebs are now on board! It's still early! To the moooon!
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 13d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Don't buy something that is actually useful, improves productivity, provides security and entertainment; buy Bitcoin instead!
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • Mar 11 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Bitcoin is like airplanes, when people in the early days didn't believe in them..."
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • Jul 26 '26
As Seen On (crypto) TV Bitcoin idiots will be stereotyped as being wealthy
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