Prince Percy: "But he's an arse head!"

Baldrick: "Dick head, actually. You see, my thingy is shaped not unlike this turnip."

Considering changing my name to Ploppy to give this place more of a family feel.

…and Captain Blackadder definitely did NOT shoot this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.

Appearing in the finale of the first season as Edmund's childhood rival of which had spent 15 years in exile in France plotting revenge because of Edmund. Also known as the hawk.

I am very confused historically who this person is, there was more then one Phillip of Burgundy, all French rulers making no sense as to why he was from England, yet also doomed to exile in France for 15 years. I get it's an alternate history sitcom, but seriously, who on Earth is this?

The twenty-minuters!

...my first reply is "I hope your foot doesn't fall off"...

Even after 4 decades 😀