r/BeAmazed • u/Admirable-Interest49 • May 13 '26

Skill / Talent Police officer with the pickpocketing skills

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u/komododave17 May 13 '26

You definitely ruined the allure of boob phones.

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u/BuiltNormal May 13 '26

Time for you to learn about boob cash. Smelly, damp notes.

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u/komododave17 May 13 '26

There are a dozen worse ways for cash to get smelly and wet, so that I don’t mind as much.

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u/Mike_Kermin May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

The thing that'll disappoint you as you get older, as a guy, is learning that every time you say 'oh that's not good' there's a 100 other guys thinking 'he's not looking, now's my chance'.

Edit: Y'all have some fucked up fetishes. (which are fine, with consent from all parties). You can down vote me but I've been on the internet, I've seen the shit you're into. Especially you rates celebrities feet guy. Did you guys know on AO3 F1, yeah, racing cars, have like 20,000 mature or above entries?

.... Or so I've been told.