credit: @freegoblinpics on x

(kitty is named Goblin)

am I ever gonna learn how to say no to bun? probably not.

I swear she knows when I'm going in the bathroom and wakes up to follow me. Likely to make sure I drown so she can still continue to receive her daily allotment of food and pets and treats but that's besides the point 😂

Repaying the favor since he’ll make me watch him go sometimes.

It took her a couple months to figure out how to climb onto the back of our toilet (using the small trash can as a step stool) but now she does this nearly every time i use this bathroom. We have two bathrooms and the other one has a rack above the toilet so she can't get onto the tank in there. And GODS FORBID i use that bathroom because if i do, she will pace around yelling at me. She likes to climb up and meow in my ear and sometimes put her paw(s) on my head 😭

Data (short for Lt Commander Data) insists on accompanying me in our main floor bathroom.

Then he either stares at me, or licks himself. Occasionally he'll inspect the bathtub or shower or sink.

Doing his job.

credit: u/Heatherbanana1984

​​Pretty relaxed there for a security guard kitty..... 10/10 security, 0/10 professionalism.

Nd I’m totally ok with that. It’s when he’s at his purriest and most cuddly.

credit: u/TerrifiedAllTheTime